Unable to Install Update for Office 2008 for Mac

If you are trying to install an update for Office 2008 for Mac, and you're getting an error that says, "A version of the software required to install this update was not found on this volume," keep reading for a possible solution that worked for us....

We had installed Office 2008 for Mac fresh on an iMac with Mac OS X 10.5.4. We then ran auto update, and 12.1.1 updater ran successfully and patched Office. We then ran auto updater again, and it wanted to patch to 12.1.2. This FAILED indicating no volume could be found running the appropriate version, similar to this:



We did the steps below and it worked:

1. Download the update from MacTopia, instead of letting the Microsoft AutoUpdater download it.
2. Once the .dmg file is downloaded and mounts as a virtual disk, copy the updater software from the virtual disk over to your desktop, and unmount the virtual disk.
   
3. OPTIONALLY: Temporarily run as an Administrator account, if possible... (this worked for me)
4. OPTIONALLY: Run Disk Utility and fix permissions on your disk.
5. OPTIONALLY: Reboot.
6. Run the updater software directly from your desktop. It should work.

You can skip over the steps 3, 4, and 5 if you want to try your luck, but if it doesn't work, try it again doing those optional steps.

Triggering Events on page load (and right before)

1. Use prototype.js in your page.
   
   
2. Call the Prototype function Event.observe() for the 'load' event. You can call the Event.observe() function as many times as you want, it will simply append your code each time, so as not to clobber each other when the event is fired. There are two ways you might perform this call. If you have a function you want to run, simply call:
   
   Event.observe(window, 'load', yourFunctionName);
   
   If you have a bit of code you want to run, call this instead:
   
   Event.observe(window, 'load', function() {
   // your bit of code here
   });

Do you want it to run onLoad... or onDOMLoad?

One important thing to realize is that the 'load' event for a page only fires AFTER all images on the page have been loaded. This may take a while, depending on your page design. You may be thinking that you will just run your bit of code when the page first starts loading. The problem with that is the DOM is not completely available yet, so your code will usually fail.

This guy has some javascript code that allows you to basically "observe" the onDOMLoad event, even in browsers that don't really export such an event. If you use his code to attach code to this event, it will run after the DOM is available, but before the "onload" event is fired for the page body.

The downside is it doesn't use prototype.js, so it may actually overlap a bit of that functionality. However, as of Prototype.js 1.6, their site was actually pointing to people to this guy's examples, so presumably that means there is no current expectation that Prototype does or will offer similar functionality.

System.Drawing.Image.Save() results in ArgumentException: "Parameter is not valid"

If you are using the .NET Image.Save() method to save an image, and you receive an ArgumentException with the message "Parameter is not valid," you probably spent a while examining the parameters you were passing into the Save() call, right? You probably banged your head against the wall and said, "Dear GOD, please tell me WHICH PARAMETER is not valid!"

Unfortunately, the error message is completely unhelpful, and you are seeing it because you had a brain fart. You have called Dispose() on the image object before you tried to Save() it.

If this helps you, please comment on this post, thanks.

Google Maps GIcon imageMap Property

Been fooling around with Google Maps API lately. When using custom markers on the maps, you should specify the imageMap property, so that the markers are still clickable even when beneath a "shadow," in Firefox. Yet the Google Maps API never describes the format in detail, simply stating it is "an array of integers representing the x/y coordinates of the image map we should use to specify the clickable part of the icon image in browsers other than Internet Explorer."

I searched high and low and could not find anyone that explained the format in more detail, but after studying the HTML image map formats, it became clearer that Google wants you to use the same format for this imagemap array as the "polygon" type of imagemap that HTML uses.

Specifically, your x,y pairs should denote points OUTLINING the area you want to be clickable. In very simple terms, if you have a square icon that is 8x8, and you wanted the entire square to be clickable, you would use an array of: [0,0, 7,0, 7,7, 0,7]. The first pair is the top/left corner, the second pair is top/right, the third is bottom/right, and the fourth is bottom/left.

They key is to think of your starting point, and traveling from point to point in order, encircling the area to make clickable for your GIcon (aka google.maps.Icon).

Filter for Spam on GMail

I've been getting a ton of spam on GMail lately that falls into two categories: Russian-language spam, and another spam with several variations, of the form:

• Hello! I am bored this evening. I am nice girl that would like to chat with you
• Hello! I am bored this morning. (etc)
  
• Hello! I am tired this evening. (etc)
• Hello! I am tired this morning. (etc)
• And so forth...

So I've been honing a Gmail filter that knocks both out at once. So far I don't have any false positives, and I have about 5000 legitimate emails and 5000 spams in my gmailbox. Create a filter, and in the box for "has the words," just paste:

и|KOI8|windows-1251|("Hello! I am" (tired|bored) (today|tonight|this))

You can also test this against your mailbox in general by putting that exact text in the search box in gmail, and if you want it to search everything, add a space and then in:anywhere.

If you have any other filtering tips, post a comment.

Handler "$HANDLER" has a bad module "IsapiModule" in its module list

If you've seen this error when trying to get a CGI handler working in IIS7 on Windows Vista, check your applicationHost.config file (in c:\windows\system32\inetserv\config). Specifically, look in the <modules> list to make sure you have an entry specifying:

<add name="IsapiModule" type="" precondition="" />

I was beating my head against the wall with this error message until I added this. (In my case it was within <location path="My Website"><system.webserver><modules>, just to be specific.)

I already had an entry for IsapiModule in globalModules, mind you. I have no idea why this is required, so far the IIS7 configuration system leaves a lot to be desired.

Microsoft, when providing a gun that can shoot you in the foot, it might help to add some safeties. How about making it really easy to configure common CGI modules like Perl, PHP, Python, Ruby, etc?

Ummm... my BlackBerry has GMaps+GPS and NO support?

Official Google Blog: Cingular BlackBerry 8800 has Google Maps and GPS

Steve acts like this is some new development in phones... yet my BlackBerry 8703e has full GPS support, runs Google Maps, and does not benefit from this special code unlock that google has provided for these 8800 phones.

Why?

Oh... my phone runs on Sprint PCS network. Perhaps Sprint hasn't paid google for the favor yet?